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[22 Dec 2009|12:05pm] |
I HAVE MORE SISTERS THAN IS WISE. IF YOU HAVE SISTERS, YOU UNDERSTAND.
RUPINDER LOCKED ME OUT OF THE HOUSE YESTERDAY BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT THE SANDWICH I WAS MAKING WAS "RIDICULOUS". THERE IS NOTHING RIDICULOUS ABOUT CHEESE AND PICKLES! IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF SHE IS A HEATHEN.
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[30 Nov 2009|11:16am] |
RAVENCLAW RULES THE WORLD! OUR SEEKER SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS BECAUSE IF I MENTIONED THEIR NAME THEY WILL BE FLOODED WITH EVEN MORE GLORY. IT COULD GO TO THEIR HEAD. AND THEN THEIR HEAD MIGHT EXPLODE, AND THAT WOULD BE PROBLEMATIC BECAUSE WE NEED THEM FOR THE NEXT MATCH.
BRAINS OVER BADGERS, EVERY TIME!
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[29 Oct 2009|08:23pm] |
NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD OF A BROWN ROMEO. I THINK MY AND KIKI'S COSTUMES WILL BE VERY REVOLUTIONARY AND SOCIALLY CONSCIOUS. WE WILL SINGLE HANDEDLY CHANGE THE WAY EVERYONE THINKS AND ALSO UNITY. MELTING POT. DIVERSITY. CIVIC PRIDE! EVERYONE MADE A BIG DEAL OUT OF THAT BLACK HAMLET THAT ONE TIME BUT NOW WE'RE REALLY UPPING THE ANTE. A BROWN PERSON OF IN-BETWEEN ORIGIN. DOES HE EAT CURRY? DOES HE EAT HUMUS? DOES HE LIKE PYRAMIDS? DOES HE LIKE ISLANDS? NOBODY KNOWS! UNLESS YOU ASK HIM. OR HIS OLDER SISTER. OR NOTICE THAT HIS NAME IS GUPTA. OR ASK WHY HE IS TALKING IN THIRD PERSON, WHICH IS AN EXCELLENT QUESTION.
THIRD PERSON IS LIKE PEANUT BUTTER. ONCE YOU START IN ON IT IT IS VERY HARD TO STOP.
PICKLES!
(I JUST THROUGH THAT IN THERE TO SHAKE THINGS UP A BIT YOU KNOW, STARTLE OUR FASCIST OVERLORDS AND THEIR INSISTENCE ON COHERENCE AND LOGIC. FASCISTS!)
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